TV vs H/P

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (h/p)

At home watch TV, go out bring h/p.

No money, sell TV. Got money change h/p.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with h/p.

TV free for life but h/p, if you don't pay the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but h/p is cute, slim,

curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for h/p is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. h/p don't have..



Last but not least....... .

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes......... .have VIRUS......... once get it, terus KONG........ hahahahaha. .....
so better choose TV .....